A letter from a mùmú to a mùmú

(Àlàbí lives in Ikole-Ekiti village and Àsàké
lives in Ikare-Akoko village)

Àsàké mi òwón,

My baby,
My honey,
The only sugar in my tea,
The only cockroach in my wardrobe,
The only mosquito in my room,
The only butter on my bread.

Without you,
I cannot sleep,
Without you,
I cannot eat,
Without you,
I cannot drink,

Because of you,
I can jump from a tall iroko tree,
Because of you,
I can swim the whole Òkun pupa.

With hardwork will I work my farm,
and at harvest, I shall earn plenty cowries,
To Lagos, I will take you,
In Abuja, I will build you a house,
To Aménrica, I will take you,
even in Lomdom, I will buy you a land.

Àsàké mi,
As it is doing me I can’t explain,

Yesterday,
It was like the taste of fresh palmwine,

Today,
It is like the smell of fresh ègúsí soup.

Àsàké mi,
My mùmú button you have found,

Àsàké mi,
My mùmú button you have pressed.

Èmi ni tìre ní tòótó,
- Àlàbá, òníshu.

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NEW: Àsàké’s response (By Femi Osewa):

Àlabá mi òwón,

The man that glitters like the mid-day sun,

Bòbó mí àtàtà,

The one who holds the key to my heart.

Àlabí, I want to tell you about something o,

Uhmm,
It is about the king’s son.

His name is ‘Làjà- Adélàjà.

He saw me at the village square during the last Obì festival.

and he promised to marry me.

Àlabí, you know I am your mùmú; and you know I will die for you.

Yesterday, ‘Làjà bought me àdìre and ìlèkè o,

But just because of you, I refused everything,

Every day, the village kids call me “our princess to be”

Àlabí, although I don’t mind to be the village princess,

From the depths of my heart, I will rather be my Alabi’s princess.

Till I hear from you again,

I hereby drop my golden pen into our basket of love.

 Àsàké, tíre ní tòótó.

(Picture: www.atlantablackstar.com)

  • me

    LOLzzzzzzz!

    Mehn!!! you are so creative!
    Nice one nice one truly……..Alaba Onishu! Alaba ti yoo ife! LOLzzzz

    your imaginative instinct is so wide and wild…..but is that truly Asake up there peeping through the window? she seem more like “suzzy the model” than “Asake oniiru”
    Altogether, this is cool!

    • http://www.naijatreks.com/ Naijatreks

      @ me…hey who told you that Asake sells “iru” ?…no oh…Asake is a village teacher…lollz…just trying to paint the true picture of a classic African romance scenario…thanks for the compliment.

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  • http://www.naijatreks.com Folarin Kolawole

    @ me…tnx for the comment…hey who told who Asake sells “iru” ?…no oh…Asake is a village teacher…loll…just trying to paint the true picture of a classic African romance…although we may reason in funny directions, nevertheless, we are a people full of passion and direction. Just a matter of time before the world realizes that the future is here- AFRICA!

  • http://www.kivuliholidays.com Suzan

    The game is the same though the players are different all over Africa! mmmh, nicely put!

  • http://www.naijatreks.com Folarin Kolawole

    @ Suzan…hmmmnnnmm…..loll…yeah it’s the same ol’ game…thanks

  • Mccoy

    Funny but lovely poem! My babe and I av read this poem to each other countless times with the same effect…we cudn’t stop laughing. Love makes one do silly things lol!

    • http://www.naijatreks.com/ Naijatreks

      @Mccoy…Awww that’s awesome you know…I am trying to imagine the giggles on your faces as you read it to each other…love, truly is a beautiful thing…wish you guys the very best :)

  • ‘Lore

    I have read this poem countless times and not once did I not burst into laughter. Nice one!

    Every time I read it I steal a few lines from it and use it on my boyfriend. Even though he has read it severally himself, it still works like a charm on him. LOL

    • http://www.naijatreks.com/ Naijatreks

      @Lore…lollzz… so you have pressed your boyfriend’s mumu-button right…hahaha…niceeeee :D

  • Roykod

    Nice piece Folarin, tumbs up…keep blazing. Roy

    • http://www.naijatreks.com/ Naijatreks

      @Roykod…thanks for dropping-by Roy. Thanks for the encouragement too..stay blessed brov.

  • LP

    Just seeing this now… Laughing my heart out…
    NIce write up Fola and Femi.. I thing tho..I do remember using some of those lines back in the day… *covers eyes*… Nah just kidding

    • http://www.naijatreks.com/ Naijatreks

      @ LP…lmao…omg am sure it’s the “you’re the only sugar in my tea” or the “only cockroach in my cupboard” that you used. Thanksss all the same.

  • Tooki

    Dont tell me Asake is eventually going to marry the prince when she gets millions of gifts from the prince..lol..nice  work ..keep it up

    • http://www.naijatreks.com/ Naijatreks

      @Tooki…who knows, the prince obviously has a higher wedding potential than Alaba naa. (you can check what I mean by ‘wedding potential’ at  http://introducingade.blogspot.com/2012/08/theory-of-wedding-potential.html  or  http://www.mynewhitmanwrites.com/2012/08/the-theory-of-wedding-potential-by.html)..it’s quite funny but interesting though. Thanks for dropping-by Tooki. 

  • Lollysparkle

    Asake oniiru and Alaba oniiru,so compatible. Nice write-up dude…

    • http://www.naijatreks.com/ Naijatreks

      @lollysparkle…hahaha..thanks

  • Moni fad

    Lmao!!! This mumu letter really works….everyone shld try it,it really works….my bf turned into such a strong peot after I sent the Asake part….using our names….I need more of this :D ….Nice one guys

    • http://www.naijatreks.com/ Naijatreks

      @Monifad…Oh it worked for you too? and you even successfully discovered another love language of your boyfriend? awww that’s soo cool…ok you’ll surely get more of this then hehehehe…thanks for visiting

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